Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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