All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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