Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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