Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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