these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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