Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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