was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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