best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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