Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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