He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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