I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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