There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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