real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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