I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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