Princesses don't give blow jobs
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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