she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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