It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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