went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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