Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Randomize
