ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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