the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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