at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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