My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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