THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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