Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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