If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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