Just fell off a train. Bad.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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