no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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