He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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