He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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