By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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