I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Randomize
