I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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