i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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