so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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