Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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