Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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