I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Houston, we have a blender
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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