You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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