stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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