I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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