Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize