We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
send nudes
from the living room?
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