what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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