That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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