i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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