...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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