I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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