it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
