so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
