I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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