i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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