I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
