margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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