Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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