...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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